JLo And Iggy’s Colabo Video For ‘Booty Feat. Iggy Azalea’ Just Dropped, And It Has Just As Much Booty As You’d Expect

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You’d think because I’m a diehard ass guy, that I’d be satisfied right now. But I’m not. Was it fun to watch? Sure. Was there enough Iggy Azalea? Nope. When I heard that… Continue reading

Nesquik Girl Scout Cookie Milk? Oh My Game Change

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My khakis are ruined, and I’ll tell you why.. because I just came. I love Nesquik, grew up on this shit just like every other blue collar american kid. Chocolate milk, strawberry milk..… Continue reading

French Actor Gerard Depardieu Says He Can Drink 14 Bottles Of Wine A Day.. Um.. What’s Up Man?

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USAToday – Who doesn’t enjoy a nice bottle of wine every once in a while? How about 14? That’s how many bottles — yes, *bottles* — Gerard Depardieu says he can sometimes drink.… Continue reading

Urban Outfitters Selling Blood Stained Kent State Sweatshirts.. Great Look, Nailed It!

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Oh man, I need to meet the genius who designed these.. like there are good ideas and then there are GOOOD ideas.. and this for sure is the latter. Here’s the thing though,… Continue reading

5 Million GMAIL Accounts Hacked.. The Internet Is The WILD WILD WEST

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Marshall Honorof – Yahoo.com It’s good news/bad news time. The bad news is that someone got his or her hands on nearly 5 million Gmail addresses and corresponding passwords and made them all… Continue reading

Let Me Address This LeSean McCoy Tipping Situation

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Look, I’m a guy who generally tips at least 15% on a bill.. at least. Sometimes 20%.. and if the bill’s relatively small maybe even 25%.. Because I value service.. I understand that… Continue reading

Just Had To Chime In On This DiGiornos Pizza #WhyIStayed Tweet

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In the wake of the Ray Rice domestic violence scandal, “#WhyIStayed” was trending on Twitter so naturally DiGiornos Pizza tweeted, “#WhyIStayed he had pizza.” Classic joking about domestic violence So DiGiornos is playing… Continue reading

This “Should I Wear Shorts In Public Today?” Flowchart Is Absolutely Perfect

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Everybody that knows me, knows that I’m a pants guy. I’m not a pants guy because I hate shorts, I’m a pants guy because I’m a man, and men don’t fuck around with… Continue reading

50 Cent Challenging Floyd Mayweather To Read One Page Out Of A Harry Potter Book Might Actually Be The Funniest Thing Ever

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Floyd will you except my ALS/ESL CHALLENGE: I will donate $750k to a charity of your choice, If you can read a full page out of a Harry Potter book out loud without… Continue reading

George W. Bush Soooo Sneaky With This Ice Bucket Challenge

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Fucking GW in the house!! Doing the ice bucket challenge like a savage! “Soaking myself in ice water wouldn’t be presidential… so I’m just going to write a check SIIIIIKE! SOAKED!” I couldn’t… Continue reading