Gaga’s Applause Is Straight Fire

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Were there people booing her?  They had no idea what was about to unfold.. I guarantee you that minds were blown. Never thought I’d ever say this about a Gaga song.. ever.. until… Continue reading

Second Place Trophies Should Be Abolished

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These kids came into to my work the other day just jubilant as fuck, waving around this huge trophy, clearly won a championship or something.. Nope, second place. I didn’t know we celebrated… Continue reading

Investment Banker Dies Because He Worked Too Much…

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Bank of America Intern Death Sheds Light On Cutthroat World Of Aspiring Bankers BY Eleazar David Menendez After learning that a summer intern within its investment banking unit had been found dead at… Continue reading

The Difference Between Porn Sex And Real Sex…

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The difference between porn sex and real sex is that porn sex is the sex I wish I was having. Pretty simple explanation here.. That’s porn’s purpose.. It allows average joes like me… Continue reading

I Would Do Terrible Things To Sleep With Justin Bieber’s Mom, Terrible Things

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I’m going to be honest here and say that I am out right embarrassed that I forgot about Justin Bieber’s mom.  I should be following her on twitter, facebook whatever, because she is… Continue reading

Will This Invisibility Wetsuit Really Stop Sharks From Eating Humans?

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‘Invisibility wetsuit’ to protect against sharks launched in Western Australia Am I the only one that assumed this wetsuit actually made you invisible when I read the title, or am I just an… Continue reading

Big Fake Dicks Are Ruining Porn

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In the last two weeks two porn subscriptions have fallen into my lap.. just ridiculous.. some might say life changing.. I thought I was going to have to weather dick enlarging advertisements for… Continue reading

China On The Cutting Edge Yet Again With These Floorplan Models

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News.com.au- 8/13/2013 NO real estate marketing is too extreme in China, where models have their bodies painted with floor plans to sell properties. Forget banners, real estate sites and social media to sell… Continue reading