Kid Who Brings “Buddy Bench” To School Playground Is A Goddamn Revolutionary And He Doesn’t Even Know It

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2nd-Grader’s Cure For Playground Loneliness: A Buddy Bench The Huffington Post  |  By Amanda Scherker Posted: 12/03/2013 5:01 pm EST  |  Updated: 12/04/2013 5:15 pm EST Second-grader Christian Bucks, of York, Pa., knew that some… Continue reading

Couple Claims The Fire That Left Them With Terrible Burns Was A Grease Fire And In No Way Was A Meth Fire

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http://www.vineroulette.com/v/meth-hXQ6AV1d9wa AUBURN, N.Y. (AP) — Authorities say two people were making meth when their central New York apartment caught fire, and not cooking a batch of chicken wings as they told police. Police… Continue reading

Cosmopolitan – Breaking News: Men Masturbate Too Much

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Does He Masturbate Too Much? There’s breaking news in “guy world”: Many committed guys are treating themselves to a little too much one-handed fun, and it could leave both of you feeling less… Continue reading

Alabama Fans Leave Waiter ‘Roll Tide’ As A Tip, World Is Shocked.

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By Jessica Jerreat PUBLISHED: 17:33 EST, 3 December 2013 | UPDATED: 17:44 EST, 3 December 2013 A waiter was cheated out of a tip on Saturday after serving a group of Alabama football… Continue reading

Illegal Online Marketplace Gets Hacked And Shutdown Taking More Than 96,000 User Bitcoins With It

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Where am I supposed to get my online heroin fix? Goddamnit!!  Fucking nerds.  I guess I’d be pretty upset if I lost my online bitcoin pouch.  I bet it felt pretty similar to… Continue reading

Edward William Bright Is No Fuckboy When It Comes To Silverware

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Huff Post- Guess they determined what silverware they’re not using. Edward William Bright, 47, allegedly stabbed his brother repeatedly following an argument over which silverware to use for dinner, ColaDaily.com reported. Deputies were… Continue reading

Forget Buttholes, RC Helicopter Drone Is The New Standard For Smuggling Contraband Into Prison

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  Huff Post – Weird News Posted: 12/02/2013 3:32 pm EST  |  Updated: 12/02/2013 3:32 pm EST Amazon may be making the headlines for drone deliveries, but four suspects in Georgia are one step ahead… Continue reading

Break-Up Playlist That Will Be Sure To Get You Through A Break-Up Or Make It Last 3 Years

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My buddies know that if they put on a little DMB ‘Grace Is Gone’ it’s game over for me.  Flashbacks, reminiscing, blank staring off into the distance, maybe a few cold tears.  Break-ups… Continue reading

Of Course Jon Gruden Loves Him Some Titties

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Cindy Gruden or no Cindy Gruden, there’s no chance Jon didn’t turn the cameras off in QB Camp and just show this Hooters girl the reverse cowgirl snake insertion, no chance.  Just a… Continue reading

Farrah killing it with the auditions

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Crushed it.  Crushed the audition.  I know it seems like she forgets her line every time she looks at her phone, but I think she’s just killin it in Candy Crush.