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I Could Watch Byron Jones’ 12’3″ Broad Jump Vine All The Live Long Day

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OH. MY. GOD. That is just fucking incredible. I would have had the same reaction as that dude in the middle, mind-blown. Note: Is is so ignorant of me, with my soft winter… Continue reading

This Soccer Player Who Body Slammed His Opponent Is My New Favorite Soccer Player

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This is just the edge that fútbol needs! You foul me, turn the page, I kill you. That’s how it should work. Soccer needs street justice. Trip me, I kill you. Give me… Continue reading

BREAKING: Kate Upton Went Nips Out For The Boys On Facebook

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This has to be a mistake, right? There’s no way Kate Upton’s people posted a picture from the “Fappening” on Facebook, right? Some hackers hack your iCloud, steal your nude photos and leak… Continue reading

Kobe Bryant To Retire After Next Year

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The Hollywood Reporter – The L.A. Lakers’ Kobe Bryant has been contemplating life after basketball since he was 22. Now that he’s 36, out due to injury and close to retirement, he says he’ll… Continue reading

Man Creates Dating Website For Himself, In What I’d Like To Call The Best Move Ever

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Huff Post (Weird News) – Finding love online can be difficult when you are just one of millions actively seeking a partner. So Brandon Scott Wolf has found a way to increase the… Continue reading

HA, Michael Jordan is the G.O.A.T. of Student IDs..? Think Again ESPN

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So, ESPN named MJ the G.O.A.T. of student ID pictures.. Yeah, that’s nice and all but, it’s wrong.. it’s wrong because..         I am. I’m the greatest. I’m the greatest… Continue reading

Daniel Tosh With The Patriots/Super Bowl Troll Job Of The Year

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Trollolololol. Solid troll job by Daniel Tosh here, riding in on his high horse, handing out life lessons about cheating and legacies. If you compare Brady to a Trent Dilfer with hair plugs..… Continue reading

You Have Got To See Eddie Murphy’s Bit On The First Time He Talked To Bill Cosby.. In His Prime

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It’s so sad when we forget about the best comedians because they’ve sold out to do stupid movies like Grown Ups or the Daddy Daycare (looking at you Sandler and Eddie Murphy). But let’s hop in a… Continue reading

Mom Sent Me A List Of Things I Need To Know Before I Move Out.. Yeah, I’m “Moving Out”

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So this list was brought to my attention.. It’s called the Bubble List it’s a list of things your son should know before he moves out.. (My mom sent it to me) which… Continue reading

Little Cesar’s Pizza Needs To Stop Contributing To American Obesity With This Deep Dish Pizza With Bacon Crust

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Little Cesar’s needs to fuck off with this bacon crust. I can just hear all of the bacon posers right now saying things that are totally nonsensical like “Thank you! I can die… Continue reading