This Soccer Player Who Body Slammed His Opponent Is My New Favorite Soccer Player

This is just the edge that fútbol needs! You foul me, turn the page, I kill you. That’s how it should work. Soccer needs street justice. Trip me, I kill you. Give me a soccer/hockey hybrid and I will watch it.

It’d be hard to get emasculated as hard as that guy got. I mean, you seem like a tough guy fouling the shit out of him and then BOOM before you know it you’re being picked up and tossed with authority. Yikes. I don’t think I’d want to get up after that, just lay there fake dead and then quit footie forever. Too embarrassing.

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