Man Creates Dating Website For Himself, In What I’d Like To Call The Best Move Ever

Huff Post (Weird News) – Finding love online can be difficult when you are just one of millions actively seeking a partner.

So Brandon Scott Wolf has found a way to increase the odds in his favor. He’s createdDateBrandonScott Wolf, a dating site where he is the only dating option.

The website claims to be “America’s No. 1 Online Dating Site for Brandon Scott Wolf.”

Women interested in dating the 25-year-old Brooklyn-based bartender and comediansimply need to fill out a profile and write an essay between 500 and 1,000 words about “an accomplishment or event, formal or informal, that marked your transition from childhood to adulthood within your culture, community, or family.”

In return, Wolf promises to be the perfect partner for a woman seeking a serious relationship, which he defines as “being able to lay on a couch together while wearing pajamas and watching ‘Bob’s Burgers’ (LOL).”

So far, Wolf has received more than 45 applications, including one all the way from India, Fusion.net reports.

Wolf is cautiously optimistic he might find lasting love from one of the applicants.

“Half seem real, a quarter seem VERY real,” he told Elite Daily.

Since Wolf is a known comedian who contributes jokes to the “Weekend Update” segment on “Saturday Night Live,” you’re forgiven if you’re not sure he’s serious.

Neither is he.

“People have asked me, ‘Are you serious? Is this a joke?’ And my only response is, ‘I’m not even sure,'” Wolf told Mashable. “There’s a part of me that’s hoping someone is going to get this 100 percent, and won’t catfish me, and then I’ll ask them out on a date.”

BRANDON SCOTT WOLF, EVERYONE! Is there a better idea out there? Serious question. Why be a small fish in a big sea Match.com, when you can literally be the only fish in your own website. If he doesn’t have a line of beautiful babes stretching down the block and around the corner from his house by 7 tonight, I might just give up on humanity. 

Yeah, alright, he is a little soft spoken.. and he has “just moved out of my mom’s guest room” written all over him.. but I mean come on the initiative is there. Making yourself an exclusive dating website for yourself is such a Dennis Reynolds move, and I 100% endorse it.

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