TLC’s ‘My Husband’s Not Gay’ Is Absolutely Hilarious, Because.. Well They Actually Are
Love TLC here, LOVE TLC! Everybody’s mad at TLC for this ‘My Husband’s Not Gay’ special.. but what they’re failing to see is the troll job that’s going down in front of their eyes. TLC isn’t saying that if you catch ‘the gay’ you can get therapy to lose ‘the gay’, they’re saying “these guys are gay, but they say they’re not gay! Isn’t that funny?!?”
Like these guys are in the closet, but they’ve opened the door and yelled out to the world “I love men, and I don’t care who knows it!” and then remained in their closets giggling.. and then whaaaat?? All the husbands who are gay, but not gay, hang out together and wear bandanas on their heads and wear short shorts, and play basketball together, and talk about how hot they find each other? Umm guys, hate to break it to you, but you’re gay.. and that’s fine guys, it’s 2015.
Then Jeff just baking cookies in a tight little apron like Martha Stewart, trying to look me in the eyes and tell me that he’s not gay, it’s laugh out loud funny. Then equating his love for men with donuts and dieting.. Jeff, I refuse to let you get away with substituting the word “donuts” for “dicks” for a whole minute on national television.. Jeff LoOoOoOves donuts, he could eat donuts like a million times a day, but he doesn’t eat as many donuts as he wants because he wants to fit into his pants the next morning.. dude, nobody enjoys dieting, eat all the
dicks donuts you want, flaunt it Jeff, be you Jeff.
Bottom line is if you have to ever say “______ is not gay” chances are it is. Just be Gay, guys.