Sexually Frustrated Wife Makes Sex Spreadsheet Chronicling Sex Woes

Alright, so we all know the guy who made a sex spreadsheet detailing his wife’s excuses for blue-balling him.. remember that guy, absolutely hilarious!! She stone walled him for a Friends re-run.. Well now we have this sexually frustrated wife and her spreadsheet:

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Ok, first of all, this is one of the most annoying things ever. People reading this are probably like “Sam.. you can’t say that the guy with the spreadsheet is absolutely hilarious.. but the woman is annoying… that’s sexist..” You know why this is annoying? It’s because these women are pretending like they’ve been in the spreadsheet game the whole time.. WHEN in reality they showed up to the party wayyy late.. They can’t let us have this one.. this is what men do.. we make spreadsheets.. we crunch numbers in them and occasionally chronicle are sexual woes. 

You ladies don’t do this. This isn’t you. It’s not even funny. Like women stone-wall guys for Friends re-runs.. and this sad woman is complaining because she wants to have sex while the Tigers are in extra-innings?? This poor guy comes home from exhausting himself in basketball.. and you’re trying to jump his bones.. I mean, if I come home from a bachelor party at 4am, drunk, and covered with strip club glitter.. sex is the absolute last thing on my mind. It’s not because I don’t want to have sex.. it’s because I am beyond exhausted.. Sleep is the first.. let a man sleep.

Not to mention, you kind of complained about him watching a Band of Brothers marathon.. you might as well burn American flags. That’s how un-American you are for putting that one in the spreadsheet.

I think huff post said it best.. love it or hate it, sex spreadsheets are a thing now.

PS – This chick is missing reasons for like a third of the “no’s”.. Try being thorough one time for me..

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