Rory McIlroy (-16) Dominating The British Open With A Six Shot Lead

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Caroline who? I feel like since Rory broke it off with Wozniacki, he’s been getting exponentially better.. like sorry, babe, I have no time for this marriage bulllshitt, have to go do big boy things like dominate the British Open.. oh you know, NBD, just eagling holes left and right, opening up 6 shots leads, putting up -16 after three rounds. How many babes will he acquire after he wins this one?