Everybody Grab Your Popcorn!! The North Korea – U.S./Rogen Movie Crisis Is Heating Up!!

N. Korean leader Kim Jong Un at parliament session

(Does this guy look like he’s part of the fuckin’ around crew..? Absolutely not)

Time.com – The North Korean government has promised a “merciless” retaliation against the United States ifThe Interview is released, calling the film an “act of war.” In a statement published by the state-run KCNA news agency, a spokesman said the film is the work of “gangster moviemakers” and is a “wanton act of terror.”

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“MERCILESS RETALIATION” You know what the best part about this is?? North Korea literally cannot take a joke. I love it. I love everything about it. North Korea is the crazy one of your friends that gets deeply offended when you say “Yo mama” jokes.. he’s the one that goes from 0-60 in no time flat, and is ready to just throw haymakers in a blind rage. 

I can see Kim Jong-un in a dark viewing room with his top military officials, watching the trailer to The Interview and pounding his chubby fists on his arm rests over and over again, calling for Rogen’s head. HE FUCKING WANTS IT. America, if you release this film, we will retaliate “mercilessly”. He’s made it pretty clear.. You release this film, turn the page, troops on the West Coast.. and say goodbye to Alaska, that shit’s first to be nuked.  

Ball’s in your court, America/Rogen.. Release the hell out of it, right? That’s gotta be the play.

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