Guy Arrested For Masturbating At WalMart “Surprised” People Could See Him Masturbating

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HuffPost – Police in Tulsa, Oklahoma, had to deal with a touchy situation Saturday afternoon:A man who was allegedly masturbating at a Walmart.

Derek Bennett, 26, was booked on two counts of indecent exposure after witnesses reported that he was masturbating in the middle of Walmart, KTUL TV reports.

Security cameras reportedly captured Bennett pulling his genitals from his pantsand masturbating, TulsaWorld.com reports.

When he was done, he left the store and was arrested when officers pulled him over in his vehicle.

Police said that when Bennett was taken into custody, he admitted to exposing himself, but admitted he was surprised people had seen him, KRMG TV reports.

He also told police that he went to high school and knew his rights, KTUL TV reports.

Bennett is currently in the Tulsa County Jail in lieu of $10,000 bail.

Woahh.. I’m no lawman, but I’m pretty sure if nobody can see you, it’s totally ok and legal.. like smoking pot behind a dumpster, banging in the backseat of your car, eating cookies in the bathroom, or masturbating in the House Cleaning section of WalMart, as long as nobody can see you, it’s like it didn’t even happen in the first place. Cameras don’t count. Plus this guy has a high school diploma, so I’m pretty sure he’d agree with me.

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