Bill Murray Gives Spontaneous Speech At Some Randos Bachelor Party.. Bill Murray So Hot Right Now
Gothamist – The latest stop on Bill Murray’s Spontaneous Lifetime Tour was at a bachelor party in Charleston, South Carolina over the weekend, where he dispensed some advice on love and marriage to the groom’s single buddies.
“Listen here, I’m gonna give you all advice, cause it’s too late for this one… here’s what I recommend to you. If you have someone that you think is The One, don’t just sort of think in your ordinary mind, ‘Okay let’s make a date, let’s plan this and make a party and get married.’ Take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world. And go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of, and if when you come back to JFK, when you land in JFK and you’re still in love with that person, get married at the airport.”
Deadspin has video of the moment, which almost didn’t happen according to their tipster: “At one point during dinner at a steakhouse, one guy goes to the bathroom downstairs and sees Bill Murray sitting with some people… and asked if he’d come up and say a few words. [He] got a ‘No thanks.’ Two minutes later, Bill fucking Murray walks into the room and gives this speech.”
Bill Murray So hot right now!! Bill Murray!! Of course he was going to throw this schmo a ‘no thanks’ he was going to say a few words no matter what.. But it’s Bill Murray.. He wants the element of surprise.. And what a fucking speech!
It seems like every where I go, there’s a new Bill Murray story.. Everything’s coming up Bill… I actually kind of feel like he’s just hitting his prime – I know, crazy right? How could that possibly be? No, he’s like a fine wine, he’s just getting better with age..
He’s that crazy uncle, or your dad’s friend, that’s more of a bro, giving the best, wisest advice about chicks and life and shit.. That’s who Bill Murray is.. He’s just like you or me, wants to just walk the streets and be an absolute legend.. He’s the guy that walks by your table, steals a fry from you and says “nobody’s going to believe you” … he’s the guy who’ll surprise bartend and no matter what you order slide you tequila shots instead..
So let’s recap why Bill Murray’s such a stud in a few videos…
Bill Murray’s First Pitch, Wrigley Field, 2012
What speeed! Technically one of the best banana turns I’ve ever seen at second base.. A+ on the slide. I mean, how boring have first pitches become, everyone just sleep walks through the motions.. Not Bill Murray, guy’s going to touch every base before he cleans his cleats and gets to work..
Can’t forget about Mr. Shake Hands Man!!!
“Get the grip, big boii !” 89 second handshake??? Anyone who bet on D. 91 seconds – 120 seconds at 25:1 was probably committing katana suicide.. So close! I’m 100% Team Mr. Shake Hands Man.. He gets it.