Have A Bikini Body? Only Chart You Need Is This One
Have you worked out today? No.
Do you have stretch marks? Yes.
Did you have a big lunch? Yes.
Are you naturally thin? No.
Are you over 30? No.
Have you gotten a bikini wax? Haha.. Ha.. No.
You have a bikini body!! No.. Wait what? No I don’t. That doesn’t even add up. I just described the Mayor of Sadman City.. How does that conclude with me having a bikini body..?? So much work to do.
All you need is a bikini and a body?? Is this telling people they can relax, and not workout? No! Go! Workout! It’s the healthier thing to do.