Have A Bikini Body? Only Chart You Need Is This One

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Me:

Have you worked out today? No.

Do you have stretch marks? Yes.

Did you have a big lunch? Yes.

Are you naturally thin? No.

Are you over 30? No.

Have you gotten a bikini wax? Haha.. Ha.. No.

You have a bikini body!! No.. Wait what? No I don’t. That doesn’t even add up. I just described the Mayor of Sadman City.. How does that conclude with me having a bikini body..?? So much work to do.

All you need is a bikini and a body?? Is this telling people they can relax, and not workout? No! Go! Workout! It’s the healthier thing to do.

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