Human Barbie Is Such A Hot Topic Right Now!! Make-Up Free Selfie!

So “Human Barbie” hit the scene in 2012.. every one and their mothers was freaking out.. it’s not natural to look that way, it’s not natural!! Well I’ll admit the amount of make-up she wears is absolutely fucking absurd.. it makes her look like a Barbie doll, hence the name.. she kind of resembles a puppet from Team America: World Police too.. kind of scary, and the body, that’s a whole different story, she just works out harder than anyone.. gives her a freakish body.

But now, everyone’s freaking out about her make-up-less selfie. And actually.. not half bad, I would, I definitely would. She’s actually pretty hot.

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And I love Eastern Europeans, love them. I mean is she old school racist? yes.. she doesn’t believe in interracial breeding.. and she hates kids, so she’s kind of a hard sell when it comes to the “full package”.

But I mean, you have to agree, that make-up free selfie is 100 times better than this craziness:

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Chillin with no make-up on, that’s when you’re the prettiest. That’s the motto. (crushing Drake today)

Also Human Ken Doll said recently that Human Barbie wears too much make-up and that she’s an “illusionist”… umm bro how much make-up do you wear?

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Dude, you’re putting on bronzer.. or cover up or whatever that is.. maybe it’s time to take a long hard look in the mirror.. he probably does that already. maybe just question the path in which your life is headed.. I don’t know.

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