This UNC Chick Thinks She’s A “Whistleblower” For Exposing That Most NCAA Athletes Don’t Actually Do Work

Mary Willingham’s like:

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UNC’s like:

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Hey, lady, you’re no Edward Snowden.. you’re no Julian Asange.. most NCAA athletes don’t do school work.. it’s a fact that has been known since the beginning of time. That’s what makes this so funny.

I don’t see anything changing in the near future.. that’s kind of just how it works.. all you did was say what was on everybody’s mind. Do I think it’s right that half of these guys can’t read, let alone speak somewhat inteligently? Yeah, if you’re in a school like UNC or Stanford.. or anywhere else.. you should be able to write a paper.. you should be able to read a book.. and not a picture book.. not “Everybody Poops”, I’m talking about “the Great Gatsby” something with some depth…

However I give this Rosa Parks paper a hard B- (I’ll give it to the guy, he may not have a great grasp for the english language, but he nailed all the important parts of the story…)

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Rosa Parks: My Story
On the evening of December Rosa Parks decided that she was going to sit in the white people section on the bus in Montgomery, Alabama. During this time blacks had to give up there seats to whites when more whites got on the bus. Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat. Her and the bus driver began to talk and the conversation went like this. “Let me have those front seats” said the driver. She didn’t get up and told the driver that she was tired of giving her seat to white people. “I’m going to have you arrested,” said the driver. “You may do that,” Rosa Parks responded. Two white policemen came in and Rosa Parks asked them “why do you all push us around?” The police officer replied and said “I don’t know, but the law is the law and you’re under arrest.

You kind of feel like you’re there. Like you’re sitting right behind Rosa Parks.. like you’re watching this all go down right in front of you.. just painting a literary picture for the reader. Wrapping it all up with “I don’t know, but the law is the law and you’re under arrest.” Brilliant. I wonder if that’s the actual dialogue..? Knowing this guy.. it probably is 100% the actual transcript.

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