Wait.. When The Fuck Did Drake & Rihanna Become A Thing??


TMZ – Rihanna’s locking it down — she and Drake are officially exclusive.

Multiple sources extremely close to the couple tell us, Rihanna and Drake have gone from casually hooking up to seriously dating … they’ve decided to give it a serious shot.

We’re told Rihanna wants to spend as much time with Drake as her schedule will allow — because he treats her better than anyone she’s ever been with. Not a high bar.

As we reported, the pair have been virtually inseparable while Drake’s been touring in Europe — we’re told Rihanna has spent every single night with him since she arrived.

As for Drake, he’s smitten — one source said “he’s in the best mood he’s been in a long time.”

I thought Rihanna was with Chris Brown still.. I don’t know what I was thinking. I thought I was in “the know”… Just when I thought Rihanna was a freak for those bad boys, she locks up Mr. Sensitive. Chris Brown has to be pounding his fucking fists on a table right now, gotta be soooo mad about this.

Here’s the deal, Chris, Drake is Mr. Steal Your Girl. Have you even listened to his music, so sensitive, so seductive. It was really only a matter of time after he and Rihanna recorded Take Care before he started playing with her body.

You know what though there are like two celebs I think would be sooo easy to pick up just because they’re so broken and insecure: T-Swift and Rihanna.. I think if you just said the right things they would be all about it.

They definitely banged right after this..