I Think I Just Realized Why USA Men’s Olympic Hockey Didn’t Win The Gold, But The Men’s Paralympic Team Did: The Flag Print

I was just looking at some glorious pictures of USA’s Paralympic Hockey Gold Medal Win.. and I realized.. omg those sleds they were on were as AMERICA as you could possibly get! I mean look at the flag print:



The USA Men’s Olympic Hockey Team would have 100% won the gold if their pants had this flag print.. Just so America it hurts! Give me the flag print!!

I mean nothing’s wrong with the bland navy blue pants.. just as long as you’re ok with not getting a medal of any kind..