Introducing The Worlds First Vibrator/Alarm Clock…

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HUFFPOST – Forget coffee — here’s a way for women to get a real wake-up jolt.

It’s a vibrator/alarm clock hybrid called the Wake-Up Vibe. Set the timer, put it in your panties and when the time comes, you… well… (You cum.. was the joke they were doing here, if you didn’t get it.. took me a minute to catch on) you get the idea.

While the alarm might wake you up, the orgasms from the advertised six levels of vibration might keep you in bed a little longer than you planned, the product’s website says.

Be careful of being late,” it warns. “It’s addictive.”

In case you don’t feel like waiting until morning, the device offers a manual mode for more immediate stimulation.

The device is sleek, curved and comes in three colors — almost like a new product from Apple. And while the Wake-Up Vibe may sound like a hoax (especially given the grammatical mistakes on the product’s website), it’s listed as currently available on Amazon.com, where it’s selling for between $91.15 and $96.25, depending on the color.

There’s even a review from an unhappy customer.

“Wakey Wakey? Barely,” posts a user named Lucky. “If you’re looking for a vibrator alarm clock… okay, you’ve got one. But, the vibrations are weak and buzzy for a stand alone vibrator — and even as an alarm clock, this could fail to do the trick.”

Looks like the Wake-Up Vibe might be getting the wrong kind of buzz.

It was just a matter of time. Umm I don’t get this.. am I stupid or.. so does it go inside? I don’t even know what to think here.  Like I 100% can’t wake a chick up from a deep sleep with my moves.. now you’re telling me this little alarm clock can do the trick.  This little inanimate object?  It looks like a bent 1st generation iPod.

If I was a chick, I’d never use this.. just sounds uncomfortable.. like they’re supposed to put this thing in their panties and sleep for 8 or so hours and then this thing just starts going off.. nuh-uh no thank you.  

It’d be like me saying “Oh I have a hard time waking up.. I guess I’ll just put this strange object in my butt and be unpleasantly surprised in the morning.  This oughta do the trick. Turn down for what?” Nope.

How about this poor lady:

“Wakey Wakey? Barely,” posts a user named Lucky. “If you’re looking for a vibrator alarm clock… okay, you’ve got one. But, the vibrations are weak and buzzy for a stand alone vibrator — and even as an alarm clock, this could fail to do the trick.”

Poor gal just wants to get her rocks off as the sun rises.  Just upset at the engineering all the way around.  Yelp reviews can certainly make or break a product.

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