Forget Buttholes, RC Helicopter Drone Is The New Standard For Smuggling Contraband Into Prison

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Huff Post – Weird News

Posted: 12/02/2013 3:32 pm EST  |  Updated: 12/02/2013 3:32 pm EST

Amazon may be making the headlines for drone deliveries, but four suspects in Georgia are one step ahead of the online shopping giant.

The four were arrested in the city of Morgan last week after a corrections officer at Calhoun State Prison saw a remote-controlled helicopter soaring above the prison yard, NBC News reports. The suspects were allegedly trying to make a delivery to inmates.

An investigation led Calhoun County Sheriff’s deputies to a black Dodge near the prison, where the drone, two pounds of rolled-up tobacco, cell phones and binoculars were allegedly found, according to the Associated Press. Deputies say the binoculars were used to monitor the drone as it made deliveries.

The suspects are accused of arranging with inmates to drop off the tobacco and cell phones. The six-rotor Spektrum DX-6i helicopter — the geeks at geek.com call it a hexacopter — was the vehicle.

The suspects, who weren’t immediately named, were arrested and later released on bond.

Everyone’s up in arms about the Amazon Drones.. which I don’t understand.. big deal, basic shit.. I’m pretty much over it.  I can’t even comprehend getting something from Amazon in under three days, maybe that’s it.. But These crafty prison drones are “in” 100% “in”.. TV shows like Prison Break couldn’t even come up with this shit.. and they came up with some pretty crazy stuff.  These criminal masterminds are so far ahead of the smuggling game with this concept, it’s unreal.

Now granted, they got caught, but this is just the dawn of the prison drone game.. it is far from over.  The one thing that really grinds the ol’ gears is that they wasted this chance and put themselves on the line for some tobacco, cellphones, and binoculars(??) Are you fucking serious?? Binoculars, guys?? No heroine? No Pornog? Hell with the amount of power that heli had they could have smuggled a small portable DVD player.. maybe even an Old School DVD.. Grow up.  Fucking tobacco guys? Relax.  If you’re in prison you should be doing the hard stuff just like everybody else.  Goddamn Retard Geniuses.

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