Edward William Bright Is No Fuckboy When It Comes To Silverware

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Guess they determined what silverware they’re not using.

Edward William Bright, 47, allegedly stabbed his brother repeatedly following an argument over which silverware to use for dinner, ColaDaily.com reported.

Deputies were called to Bright’s home in Richland County, S.C., around 6 p.m. Sunday, according to NBC 26. According to the sheriff’s report, the argument over silverware led Mr. Bright to grab a steak knife and stab his brother multiple times in his torso.

The brother’s injuries were not life-threatening. Bright was charged with second-degree assault and battery, according to the Associated Press.

If Edward William Bright says he wants to use the sterling silver dinnerware, he fucking means it, and it’s either his way or the highway, his silverware or grab a knife and prepare yourself for a hurricane of mindless stabbing.  This guy means business, 100% team Edward here.

But at the same time they’re brothers, I get irrationally mad at my little brother when I see him.  Sometimes I’ll just punch him in the back of the head for no reason.. so I can’t even imagine what would happen if we couldn’t agree on which silverware to use probably an automatic battle royale, with tridents and hand grenades.

Next time this guy’ll just keep his mouth shut when it comes to the whole silverware discussion.

I’m actually still not sure if they were brothers or brothaz… never safe to assume.

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